Beast Congressman
Release Date: October 5, 2023
Singer: Curly
Character Bio: Curly is a ruthless, self-serving politician who has been in Congress for a long time. He is willing to lie, cheat and steal without limits, to gain more power.
Song Story: Curly boasts about his rise to power.
Beast Congressman Lyrics
Chorus
Well, I’m a Beast Congressman!
Serving you is my plan!
I’m here to fight for your side!
Come on, It’s time to join my tribe!
Verse 1
I’m a Beast Congressman, My name’s Curly
Careerz going great, Easy to see
Serving you was my intention
But the truth is, what I don’t mention!
Don’t work for you, but instead for me
And the businesses funding thee
Gotten really good at the game
Constitution gap is what to blame
Pre Chorus
Party Leader next stop! I’m on my way up
Corporate cash? It's floodin’ in! Power to win
Voters think I’m repping them! Suckers again
Magic land of Washington! Oh, The funs just begun
Chorus (Short)
I’m a Beast Congressman
Serving you is my plan!
Verse 2
Now, here’s what I’m gonna do
Climb the party ranks, make my debut
Party leadership is where I’ll make change
Gotta raise millions to play in that range
Truth is you ain’t funding me
And campaign money don’t grow on NO tree
Corporations? Pay dough
Serving them is priority, ya know
Pre Chorus
Party Leader next stop! I’m on my way up
Corporate cash? It's floodin’ in! Power to win
Voters think I’m repping them! Suckers again
Magic land of Washington! Oh, The funs just begun
Chorus (Short)
Well, I’m a Beast Congressman
Serving you is my plan!
Verse 3
You wish I was a changer
But Term Limits would bring danger
Would Lose my power, lobbyist perks
Book deals, board seats, the works
My upward climb is what matters
Too much hard work, climbing the ladders
And what is it you do for me?
Criticize and disagree?
Chorus
Well I’m a Beast Congressman!
Serving you is my plan!
I’m here to fight for your side!
Well come on, It’s time to join my tribe!
Verse 4
Now I’m a senior leader, On top
Certain I’m never gonna stop
Pretending I’m here to serve you
Take care of me, is what I’m gonna do
When my funders start to hollar
Work with them to steal your tax dollar
Face it! I don’t work for you!
You work for me, is what’s true.
Pre Chorus
Party Leader next stop! I’m on my way up
Corporate cash? It's floodin’ in! Power to win
Voters think I’m repping them! Suckers again
Magic land of Washington! Oh, The funs just begun
Chorus
Well I’m a Beast Congressman!
Serving you is my plan!
I’m here to fight for your side!
Well come on, It’s time to join my tribe!