Beast Congressman

  • Release Date: October 5, 2023

  • Singer: Curly

  • Character Bio: Curly is a ruthless, self-serving politician who has been in Congress for a long time. He is willing to lie, cheat and steal without limits, to gain more power.

  • Song Story: Curly boasts about his rise to power.

Beast Congressman Lyrics

Chorus

Well, I’m a Beast Congressman!

Serving you is my plan!

I’m here to fight for your side!

Come on, It’s time to join my tribe!

Verse 1

I’m a Beast Congressman, My name’s Curly

Careerz going great, Easy to see

Serving you was my intention

But the truth is, what I don’t mention!

Don’t work for you, but instead for me

And the businesses funding thee

Gotten really good at the game

Constitution gap is what to blame

Pre Chorus

Party Leader next stop! I’m on my way up

Corporate cash? It's floodin’ in! Power to win

Voters think I’m repping them! Suckers again

Magic land of Washington! Oh, The funs just begun

Chorus (Short)

I’m a Beast Congressman

Serving you is my plan!

Verse 2

Now, here’s what I’m gonna do

Climb the party ranks, make my debut

Party leadership is where I’ll make change

Gotta raise millions to play in that range

Truth is you ain’t funding me

And campaign money don’t grow on NO tree

Corporations? Pay dough

Serving them is priority, ya know

Pre Chorus

Party Leader next stop! I’m on my way up

Corporate cash? It's floodin’ in! Power to win

Voters think I’m repping them! Suckers again

Magic land of Washington! Oh, The funs just begun

Chorus (Short)

Well, I’m a Beast Congressman

Serving you is my plan!

Verse 3

You wish I was a changer

But Term Limits would bring danger

Would Lose my power, lobbyist perks

Book deals, board seats, the works 

My upward climb is what matters

Too much hard work, climbing the ladders

And what is it you do for me?

Criticize and disagree?

Chorus

Well I’m a Beast Congressman!

Serving you is my plan!

I’m here to fight for your side!

Well come on, It’s time to join my tribe!

Verse 4

Now I’m a senior leader, On top

Certain I’m never gonna stop

Pretending I’m here to serve you

Take care of me, is what I’m gonna do

When my funders start to hollar

Work with them to steal your tax dollar

Face it! I don’t work for you! 

You work for me, is what’s true.

Pre Chorus

Party Leader next stop! I’m on my way up

Corporate cash? It's floodin’ in! Power to win

Voters think I’m repping them! Suckers again

Magic land of Washington! Oh, The funs just begun

Chorus

Well I’m a Beast Congressman!

Serving you is my plan!

I’m here to fight for your side!

Well come on, It’s time to join my tribe!

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