Greed Is Good

  • Release Date: November 30, 2023

  • Singer: Bo

  • Character Bio: Bo is the CEO of Big Corp., an enormous American conglomerate corporation. He is an abusive capitalist willing to spend millions to purchase legislation through the Congress to benefit himself and his investors.

  • Song Story: Bo boasts how greed is the foundation of what America was built on. He attempts to recruit the citizens to join him and reap the rewards rather than fight him and lose anyway.

Greed Is Good Lyrics

Chorus

Greed, My Greed is Good

Somethin our founding fathers understood!

Greed, My Greed is Good

It’s about time you also understood!

Verse 1

My friend MIlton Friedman said it best

Maximize profits and forget the rest

What every good capitalist should do

Been going on since the country was new

Our founding fathers were just like me

Owned businesses and property

Used their wealth to make our country great

I’m here! Set the record straight!

Chorus

Greed, My Greed is Good

It’s somethin our founding fathers understood!

Greed, My Greed is Good

It’s about time you also understood!

Verse 2

Fast forward a 200+ years

Capitalism works! Let’s have no fears

US Path of glory is what we blazed

Even China’s now following our ways

I Know you like the jobs I provide

Allow you to live life as you decide

What I don’t appreciate

More strict laws and a higher tax rate

Chorus

Greed, My Greed is Good

It’s somethin our founding fathers understood!

Greed, My Greed is Good

It’s about time you also understood!

Bridge

If you try to choose another way 

I’ll hire a lobbyist to broker a play

Ya know, you can’t keep me down

Not with these beast politician clowns

Why don’t you just join my team

Get a taste of the American dream

Greed is your best defense

With a congress that makes no sense!

Chorus

Greed, My Greed is Good

It’s somethin our founding fathers understood!

Greed, My Greed is Good

It’s about time you also understood!

RAP Bridge

Sometimes the problems, you wanna fix

Can be really bad for my business profits

If some policies worked efficiently

Could ruin income opportunity

Why I got Harry and Curlee on the payroll

Insurance for the plan I’m gonna bankroll

In case the Upgrade My Country GROUP 

Tries to ruin my dysfunctional Loop!

Chorus

Greed, My Greed is Good

It’s somethin our founding fathers understood!

Greed, My Greed is Good

It’s about time you also understood!

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