Curly’s Christmas Carols Lyrics

Sung to Jingle Bells

Chorus

Jingle bells, jingle bells,

Jingle all the way.

Oh what fun it is to cheat 

the taxpayers another day! Hey!

Jingle bells, jingle bells,

Jingle all the way.

Oh what fun it is to cheat 

the taxpayers another day!`

Verse

My campaign fund will grow

When my masters I obey

Funded by corporate dough

For another term I’ll stay

Destruction I will bring

Driving debt to a new height

What fun it is to ride and sing

a beast pulled sleigh tonight, oh!

Chorus

Jingle bells, jingle bells,

Jingle all the way.

Oh what fun it is to cheat 

the taxpayers another day!

Chorus Sung to Deck The Halls

Wreck the country with corrupt folly!

Fa la la la la, la la la la

'Tis the season to be jolly

Fa la la la la, la la la la

Sing with me this holiday carol

Fa la la la la, la la la la

I’ll stay in power at your peril!

Fa la la la la, la la la la

Chorus Sung to Joy to the World

Joy to the world! Another election I’ve won

In my district I am king!

Let democracy rest in a tomb

Repeat the corrupt ploy 

Repeat the corrupt ploy

Repeat, repeat the corrupt ploy!

Chorus sung to the 12 Days of Christmas

On the twelfth day of Christmas

My dear Beast sent to me:

12 Kickbacks Incoming

11 Lawyers Lying

10 Citizens weeping

9 Bribes financing

8 PACs for milking

7 Cons for skimming

6 Lies for swaying

5 Favors with strings

4 Appalling bribes

3 Super Pacs

2 Billionaires

and a gerrymandered district for me!

Chorus Sung to Hark the Herald Angels Sing

No matter if you’re left or right wing

You’re a slave to the two headed king

Breach of trust and lies compiled

Facts and truth unreconciled

Watching our nation’s demise

As our national debt surpasses the skies

To the citizens I proclaim

Elect me again and I’ll behave the same

No matter if you’re left or right wing

Face it, You’re a slave to the two headed Beast king!

Closing

Merry Christmas everyone and thank you to all my donors for another term in office!