Tony Zorc is a Bad Bad Guy Lyrics

Bo

Curly, you are losing to the Upgraders. I don’t back Losers!

Curly

I know Bo, I know. Ah Harry, What do we do?

Harry

Hey guys, No worries, but we need to do a proper character attack on their leader. Now I’ve already started a file on this guy. Don’t worry he’s pissed off a bunch of people and we’ll make a great story out of it. It works every time.

Verse 1

We’ll I got admit, I’m getting a little nervous

This could be the end of my career in public service

This movement’s in danger of coming alive

Gotta try to make their poll numbers dive.

The good thing is that for me and you

Accusations don’t actually need to be true

Just as long as they are believable

A good character attack is achievable,

This character leading our country astray

Is real trouble and that’s why I’m here to say….

Chorus

Tony Zorc is bad bad guy

Trust me when I say he is a super bad guy

Ask his ex-wife

Disgruntled employees

And don’t forget the high school girlfriends!

Chorus

Tony Zorc is bad bad guy

Trust me when I say, he’s is a super bad guy

Ask his ex-wife

Disgruntled employees

And don’t forget the high school girlfriends

Verse 2

Ok, maybe I exaggerated a fact or two

What’s more important now is, you know what to do

Abandon your hopes and this plan altogether

Follow this clown! You must shout! Never! Cuz!

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Chorus

Tony Zorc is bad bad guy

Trust me when I say, he’s is a super bad guy

Ask his ex-wife

Disgruntled employees

And don’t forget the high school girlfriends

Chorus

Tony Zorc is bad bad guy

Trust me he is a super bad guy

Ask his ex-wife

Disgruntled employees

And don’t forget the high school girlfriends

Bridge

Voters, I’m glad we’re here today and you guys know the truth now. And now since we have said these things on camera and in the media, that makes them real. And ya know, if the facts are fuzzy, the facts are fuzzy. The point is these accusations have been made and they’ve been said on camera. And that’s what makes them real! Now, we don’t need to be bothered with all the details of this, like who said what and when, I mean come on. We have said them on camera. They are totally real. Well, to hear two sides of the story. I mean both sides. This is just un american, and not how we make any of our decisions politically. We always just hear one side, and that’s how we gotta do this too. Alright voters, now let’s get back to politics as usual.

Chorus

Tony Zorc is bad bad guy

Trust me he is a super bad guy

Ask his ex-wife

Disgruntled employees

And don’t forget the high school girlfriends

Chorus

Tony Zorc is bad bad guy

Trust me he is a super bad guy

Ask his ex-wife

Disgruntled employees

And don’t forget the high school girlfriends