Don’t Waste Your Vote
Release Date: July 7, 2024
Singer: Curly
Character Bio: Curly is a ruthless, self-serving politician who has been in Congress for a long time. He is willing to lie, cheat and steal without limits, to gain more power.
Song Story: Curly makes a pitch to the citizen’s to re-elect him based on their fear of losing. His message is “rather than elect someone new and risk the chance of wasting their vote, they should stick with him”.
Don’t Waste Your Vote Lyrics
Verse 1
I’m tellin ya, it’s really not a bunch of lies
Gotta keep those power that you despise
Now, don’t waste your vote on something silly and new
When it comes to other parties wanting to join the race
Hell, We’ve made it crazier than a wild goose chase
With regards to ballot access, Man it’s true!
That’s why I say
Chorus
Ballot Access Sky high
Campaign Funding I’d like to see em try
Best to stick with just ol, little ol me!
Ballot Access Sky high
Campaign Funding I’d like to see em try
Best to stick with your good ol friend Curlee
Verse 2
Even if these fools crush our roadblocks
Takes millions to win the ballot box
Really expensive to compete against me and my crew
Campaign funding is something Bo provides
Your Upgraders friends got no money on their side
Why you hear me say plainly to you!
Chorus
Ballot Access Sky high
Campaign Funding I’d like to see em try
Best to stick with just ol, little ol me!
Ballot Access Sky high
Campaign Funding I’d like to see em try
Best to stick with your good ol friend Curlee
Verse 3
Pretend for arguments sake
Upgraders could make a break
And overcome the big election hurdles
Truth is you like the divide
like to get your way and follow your tribe
Uniting is really hard work and NO fun to do
Why I say
Chorus
Ballot Access Sky high
Campaign Funding I’d like to see em try
Best to stick with just ol, little ol me!
Ballot Access Sky high
Campaign Funding I’d like to see em try
Best to stick with your good ol friend Curlee
Bridge
Hey voters, I’m just concerned you’re taking an interest in this movement Upgrade My Country? Unfortunately you’re just wasting your vote with these losers, Whisper cuz we made it near impossible for them to win. So I sang you this song so you remember to stay off social media and NOT to vote for Upgrade My Country. This will keep the Beast in power forever. You should sing along!
This is why I say!
Chorus
Ballot Access Sky high
Campaign Funding I’d like to see em try
Best to stick with just ol, little ol me!
Ballot Access Sky high
Campaign Funding I’d like to see em try
Best to stick with your good ol friend Curlee