Don’t Waste Your Vote

  • Release Date: July 7, 2024

  • Singer: Curly

  • Character Bio: Curly is a ruthless, self-serving politician who has been in Congress for a long time. He is willing to lie, cheat and steal without limits, to gain more power.

  • Song Story: Curly makes a pitch to the citizen’s to re-elect him based on their fear of losing. His message is “rather than elect someone new and risk the chance of wasting their vote, they should stick with him”.

Don’t Waste Your Vote Lyrics

Verse 1

I’m tellin ya, it’s really not a bunch of lies

Gotta keep those power that you despise

Now, don’t waste your vote on something silly and new

When it comes to other parties wanting to join the race

Hell, We’ve made it crazier than a wild goose chase

With regards to ballot access, Man it’s true!

That’s why I say

Chorus

Ballot Access Sky high

Campaign Funding I’d like to see em try

Best to stick with just ol, little ol me!

Ballot Access Sky high

Campaign Funding I’d like to see em try

Best to stick with your good ol friend Curlee

Verse 2 

Even if these fools crush our roadblocks

Takes millions to win the ballot box

Really expensive to compete against me and my crew

Campaign funding is something Bo provides

Your Upgraders friends got no money on their side

Why you hear me say plainly to you!

Chorus

Ballot Access Sky high

Campaign Funding I’d like to see em try

Best to stick with just ol, little ol me!

Ballot Access Sky high

Campaign Funding I’d like to see em try

Best to stick with your good ol friend Curlee

Verse 3 

Pretend for arguments sake

Upgraders could make a break

And overcome the big election hurdles

Truth is you like the divide

like to get your way and follow your tribe

Uniting is really hard work and NO fun to do

Why I say

Chorus

Ballot Access Sky high

Campaign Funding I’d like to see em try

Best to stick with just ol, little ol me!

Ballot Access Sky high

Campaign Funding I’d like to see em try

Best to stick with your good ol friend Curlee

Bridge

Hey voters,  I’m just concerned you’re taking an interest in this movement Upgrade My Country?  Unfortunately you’re just wasting your vote with these losers, Whisper cuz we made it near impossible for them to win. So I sang you this song so you remember to stay off social media and NOT to vote for Upgrade My Country. This will keep the Beast in power forever. You should sing along!

This is why I say!

Chorus

Ballot Access Sky high

Campaign Funding I’d like to see em try

Best to stick with just ol, little ol me!

Ballot Access Sky high

Campaign Funding I’d like to see em try

Best to stick with your good ol friend Curlee

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