Scariest Monster of All
Release Date: July 16, 2024
Singer: Dan
Character Bio: Dan is an ordinary citizen who just wants his country to work. He and his girlfriend Sue are singer/songwriters and they express their frustration and hopes in their music.
Song Story: Dan & Sue experience something strange after attending a fall Upgrade My Country rally in a rural area.
Scariest Monster of All Lyrics
Verse 1
I’ve been scared of a zombie,
vampire, werewolf and mummy
Ghost, the grim reaper
and that red head doll chuckie
Pre chorus 1
But there is a monster more frightening
than all of those combined
It threatens to halt the progress
of democracy for all mankind.
Chorus
It’s the scariest monster of all!
You better watch out!
The scariest monster of all!
It’s coming for you!
It’s the scariest monster of all!
It wants to capture your vote!
The scariest monster of all!
And your liberty too!
Verse 2
Now I often wonder, of the legend
of how this monster came to be
Drunk on power, self interest
Abuse of an opportunity
Pre Chorus 2
It figured out how to exploit
a constitutional gap
Now all we’re left to say,
Is oh my god, holy crap!
Chorus
It’s the scariest monster of all!
You better watch out!
The scariest monster of all!
It’s coming for you!
It’s the scariest monster of all!
It wants to capture your vote!
The scariest monster of all!
And your liberty too!
Verse 3
Now we gotta get together
To stop this beast rampage
To kill it we gotta
Invoke a new age
Pre-Chorus 3
Uniting together
in a movement as one
Voting for Upgrade My County
Will make sure this monster’s days are done
Chorus
It’s the scariest monster of all!
You better watch out!
The scariest monster of all!
It’s coming for you!
It’s the scariest monster of all!
It wants to capture your vote!
The scariest monster of all!
And your liberty too!
Bridge
Hey, Voters, it's your good friend Curly here. Hey, you and I meet out in the backwoods to talk about those improvements you wanted in the government. Make sure none of those pesky Upgraders follow you! Ya know, if you vote me in another term in office, I’ll use my powers to serve you!
Chorus
It’s the scariest monster of all!
You better watch out!
The scariest monster of all!
It’s coming for you!
It’s the scariest monster of all!
It wants to capture your vote!
The scariest monster of all!
And your liberty too!