Scariest Monster of All

  • Release Date: July 16, 2024

  • Singer: Dan

  • Character Bio: Dan is an ordinary citizen who just wants his country to work. He and his girlfriend Sue are singer/songwriters and they express their frustration and hopes in their music.

  • Song Story: Dan & Sue experience something strange after attending a fall Upgrade My Country rally in a rural area.

Scariest Monster of All Lyrics

Verse 1

I’ve been scared of a zombie, 

vampire, werewolf and mummy

Ghost, the grim reaper 

and that red head doll chuckie

Pre chorus 1

But there is a monster more frightening 

than all of those combined

It threatens to halt the progress 

of democracy for all mankind.

Chorus

It’s the scariest monster of all!

You better watch out!

The scariest monster of all!

It’s coming for you!

It’s the scariest monster of all!

It wants to capture your vote!

The scariest monster of all!

And your liberty too!

Verse 2

Now I often wonder, of the legend 

of how this monster came to be

Drunk on power, self interest 

Abuse of an opportunity

Pre Chorus 2

It figured out how to exploit

a constitutional gap

Now all we’re left to say, 

Is oh my god, holy crap!

Chorus

It’s the scariest monster of all!

You better watch out!

The scariest monster of all!

It’s coming for you!

It’s the scariest monster of all!

It wants to capture your vote!

The scariest monster of all!

And your liberty too!

Verse 3

Now we gotta get together

To stop this beast rampage

To kill it we gotta 

Invoke a new age

Pre-Chorus 3

Uniting together 

in a movement as one

Voting for Upgrade My County

Will make sure this monster’s days are done

Chorus

It’s the scariest monster of all!

You better watch out!

The scariest monster of all!

It’s coming for you!

It’s the scariest monster of all!

It wants to capture your vote!

The scariest monster of all!

And your liberty too!

Bridge

Hey, Voters, it's your good friend Curly here. Hey, you and I meet out in the backwoods to talk about those improvements you wanted in the government. Make sure none of those pesky Upgraders follow you! Ya know, if you vote me in another term in office, I’ll use my powers to serve you!

Chorus

It’s the scariest monster of all!

You better watch out!

The scariest monster of all!

It’s coming for you!

It’s the scariest monster of all!

It wants to capture your vote!

The scariest monster of all!

And your liberty too!

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